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Privacy Policy

Last updated: September 2026. This page is short because there is almost nothing to report — and we are proud of that.

What We Collect

Nothing. This is a static fan site made of HTML, CSS and a little JavaScript. It has no accounts, no database and no analytics. We do not know who you are, and after reading a few of our pages you may consider that a mercy.

What Stays on Your Device

Precisely one entry: your answer (accept or decline) to the cookie notice, saved in your browser’s localStorage so the notice doesn’t nag you on every page. You can erase it at any time by clearing your browser data — the notice will politely reappear, as is tradition.

For the full story on that notice, see the Cookie Policy.

What We Never Do

Children

This hub is a general-audience fan page about an arcade game. It collects nothing from anyone of any age, which makes this the shortest children’s section in the history of privacy policies.

Changes

If the policy ever changes, the date at the top moves and the change gets described here in plain language. Given the site collects nothing today, expect movement to be minimal.

Contact

Questions about privacy can go through the contact desk. A fan project that stores one localStorage value will answer privacy questions quickly.